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Kyle Orton wasted absolutely no time today, announcing his retirement via Buffalobills.com around 10am. Orton didn’t stop there. He hastily left One Bills drive without telling his teammates and denied Bills fans a tearful press conference. Marrone wasn’t lying when he said Orton was efficient.
Orton can’t say the Bills didn’t do right by him. Unlike his doppelgänger, Uncle Rico, Orton’s coach did put him in. Unlike Uncle Rico, Orton knows for sure he wasn’t capable of taking state.
In lieu of Orton’s tears or human emotions, I have collected some of the funniest, saddest, and meanest tweets honouring Kyle Orton, serviceable quarterback.
The Bills: “Fun” offseasons for 15 years and counting
— Bills_Chick (@Bills_Chick) December 29, 2014
No QB, no first-round-pick and the best free agent options are Mark Sanchez, Brian Hoyer and Jake Locker. Good luck, #Bills
— Matt Miller (@nfldraftscout) December 29, 2014
Kyle Orton stopped to grab his wallet around 9:00. Said he was going to a meeting, would talk later. Never came back. pic.twitter.com/8ImJP9ZvOg
— Prescott Rossi (@PrescottRossi) December 29, 2014
Some of Kyle Orton’s teammates are learning the news of his retirement from us. Doesn’t sound like he announced it to the team.
— Matthew Fairburn (@MatthewFairburn) December 29, 2014
— PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) December 29, 2014
About to pull out of the OBD parking lot one last time pic.twitter.com/YSDOYdJdfH
— Del Reid (@mrdeadlier) December 29, 2014