Pour One Out For Kyle Orton

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I will miss Googling Kyle Orton.

Kyle Orton wasted absolutely no time today, announcing his retirement via Buffalobills.com around 10am. Orton didn’t stop there. He hastily left One Bills drive without telling his teammates and denied Bills fans a tearful press conference. Marrone wasn’t lying when he said Orton was efficient.

Orton can’t say the Bills didn’t do right by him. Unlike his doppelgänger, Uncle Rico, Orton’s coach did put him in. Unlike Uncle Rico, Orton knows for sure he wasn’t capable of taking state.

In lieu of Orton’s tears or human emotions, I have collected some of the funniest, saddest, and meanest tweets honouring Kyle Orton, serviceable quarterback. 





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